Thursday, July 21, 2011

What if life had achievements like a video game?

  • I thought I had a home run when a dialog appeared saying "NERF BAT: Suffer erectile dysfunction in the sack!" 21 Jul
  • I was having a quiet evening at home when a pop-up appeared saying "BIGGEST LOSER: Spend 1000 nights alone!" 21 Jul
  • I was sleeping when a pop-up appeared saying "WET NAPS: Wet the bed on 3 consecutive nights!" #achievement 21 Jul
  • I was relaxing by the pool when a pop-up appeared saying "KING LEER: Creep out 12 female bathers!" 21 Jul
  • I was chatting up a woman when a dialog appeared saying "STRIKEOUT KING: Whiff on 500 pickup attempts!" 21 Jul

Tuesday, July 19, 2011

Baby picture

Taken shortly after the Twitter account was created.

Saturday, July 16, 2011

Justin Timberlake practically screams to the world, "I'm gay!"

Since being attractive isn't important when lives are on the line, normally a female soldier's looks don't matter.

But that changes when a female soldier asks a guy out.

When I saw the video of female marine Kelsey De Santis asking Justin Timberlake to the Marine Corps Ball, I spent the entire video a bit confused. Like most guys, I was watching her closely trying to figure out if, despite her regulation military appearance, she was hot.

But not Justin Timberlake. Apparently Justin spent the entire video ogling the "beefcake military guys" in the back!
"I accept, but not because she...had all those beefcake military guys behind her to try and intimidate me, although that probably would have worked by itself."

Don't you just love how Mila quickly wipes the smile off her face when she catches herself grinning hugely due to Justin saying "beefcake military guys?"

Tuesday, July 12, 2011


Sunday, July 10, 2011

New Product Ideas

  • 7 Jul: New product idea: The NoseBra lifts and separates your nostrils so you breathe freely.
  • 5 Jul: New product idea, it's a bug spray called ON! You spray it on someone else.

Sunday, July 3, 2011

Offensive tweet by @gothgirlproblem

is a Twitter feed containing themed jokes. I didn't know until today that occasionally is offensive.
Here's the offensive tweet:
goth girl problems
My parents are being really Jewish about the AC. My eyebrows are going to drip off.
I'm not Jewish or even religious, but I hate this type of thing. In this case it's anti-semitic, but what's next? Insulting Muslims or Catholics?