- I thought I had a home run when a dialog appeared saying "NERF BAT: Suffer erectile dysfunction in the sack!"
- I was having a quiet evening at home when a pop-up appeared saying "BIGGEST LOSER: Spend 1000 nights alone!"
- I was sleeping when a pop-up appeared saying "WET NAPS: Wet the bed on 3 consecutive nights!" #achievement
- I was relaxing by the pool when a pop-up appeared saying "KING LEER: Creep out 12 female bathers!"
- I was chatting up a woman when a dialog appeared saying "STRIKEOUT KING: Whiff on 500 pickup attempts!"
Thursday, July 21, 2011
What if life had achievements like a video game?
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